Hot on the heels of yesterday's story about a stupid almost-lawsuit is another - this time an actual lawsuit. Yahoo has a story about a man who fell for a prank at a Home Depot and got glued to a toilet seat. Now, he's suing Home Depot, for humiliating him by not responding to his cries for help, and causing embarassment.

"They left me there, going through all that stress," Dougherty told The (Boulder) Daily Camera. "They just let me rot."

His lawsuit, filed Friday said Dougherty was recovering from heart bypass surgery at the time and thought he was having a heart attack. A store employee who heard him calling for help informed the head clerk via radio, but the head clerk "believed it to be a hoax," the lawsuit said. The lawsuit said after about 15 minutes, store officials called for an ambulance. Paramedics unbolted the toilet seat, and while wheeling a "frightened and humiliated" Dougherty out of the store, he passed out.

The lawsuit said the toilet seat separated from his skin, leaving abrasions.

I wonder what the guy's made out of, if all it takes is 15 minutes for him to start "rotting." Also, what kind of super-fast-instant-light-speed glue was this?!? And how did he not see it or feel it before he got glued to the seat? If all it takes is 15 minutes of humiliation to create a lawsuit, I'm gonna go around gluing my ass to toilet seats in various places and getting rich! The guy even admitted Home Depot was not responsible: "'This is not Home Depot's fault,' he said. 'But I am blaming them for letting me hang in there and just ignoring me.'"