The Daytona Beach News-Journal has a story about a moron.

ORMOND BEACH -- Publix has determined that a "bullet" found in a customer's pork loin was actually the casing from a meat thermometer, supermarket spokesman Dwaine Stevens said Tuesday.

Publix Supermarkets made the finding after examining the metal piece at its company lab in Lakeland. The supermarket chain assumes the thermometer piece fell in the meat when the customer, Diane Johnson, Ormond Beach, checked the meat's temperature. She discovered it during a family meal Oct. 18.

But Johnson, who got a new thermometer from Publix, disagreed. "I still think it's a bullet," she said. Johnson has no plans to sue Publix over the incident because nobody was hurt, she said earlier.

"They sent me a new thermometer I won't use," she said. "That's fine."

The supermarket has also reimbursed her for the meat and gave her a new pork loin.

Clearly, if someone had gotten hurt by biting down on the metal, you should of course sue immediately, but you shouldn't sue the maker of the crappy product that fell apart. Instead, you should sue a separate product that you shoved your disintegrating and crappy device into. It's like breaking a glass bottle on the steering wheel of your car and then suing the car maker because it hurt you when you sat on the shards of glass. But it's ok, because the glass bottle was defective! So clearly the car maker is to blame. Idiot.