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The ESPN Player Description writer is hilarious
Wed, Nov 18th, 2009 | 4:28pm |
Sports - Football
Whoever writes the player descriptions for ESPN's Fantasy Football is hilarious. The descriptions are always amusing. In particular, this one cracked me up:
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Nov 18th, 2009 | 4:58pm
That is a good one. I'm a big fan of the "name rhymes with" gambit.
Can you imagine doing nothing but projecting players performances and having to write descriptions for every player in the league every week?
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Nov 18th, 2009 | 5:00pm
Seriously...you pretty much have to have a sense of humor/self-amusement or you'd want to hang yourself. And I hope they have a few people doing it.
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Posted by: dave on Nov 18th, 2009 | 4:58pm
Can you imagine doing nothing but projecting players performances and having to write descriptions for every player in the league every week?