dave submitted a bizzare story which is really too short to be summarized. So here it is:

IOWA CITY, Iowa -- Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice. Police said the assault occurred at 1:17 a.m. Sunday at an Iowa City restaurant south of the University of Iowa campus.

A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose.

The man then ran out a back door. The victim was taken by ambulance to a hospital.

I don't get why the guy that got punched wouldn't go somewhere else (or at least away from the other guy) when calling the cops.