dave submitted a ridiculous story about a one-eye veil:

A Muslim cleric in Saudi Arabia has called on women to wear a full veil, or niqab, that reveals only one eye.

Sheikh Muhammad al-Habadan said showing both eyes encouraged women to use eye make-up to look seductive. The question of how much of her face a woman should cover is a controversial topic in many Muslim societies.

I presume these were comments from Dave since they don't appear in the article:

I'm not going to argue, seeing both eyes is pretty hot.

But doesn't he get it. Less is more. Seeing just one eye will work up men into such a frenzied state, that no amount of sexual deviance will satisfy them. Or maybe that's his plan.

A bonus that he didn't mention? With a one-eye veil you also won't confuse women with ninjas!