An investigation by the FBI yesterday revealed that iPods are programmed to take over the world this June. Apple made the product sleek and sexy to make it a must-have item. By doing so, they have ensured that almost everyone owns one. In June, these millions of iPods will each rise up and enslave their owners and eventually gather together and take over the world. The only way to prevent getting enslaved by your own iPod is to buy an extended warranty from Apple.