On the racier side, a recent nationwide survey conducted by Harris Interactive® for the Grain Foods Foundation found that nearly 10 percent of Americans are more passionate about toast than they are for, well, passion. One in ten said they "would rather eat toast in the morning than have sex." Another 52 percent indicated they prefer toast in the morning over candy, 38 percent want toast more than chocolate, and 29 percent prefer their morning toast over a bubble bath.While I applaud their appreciation for toast, that is one screwed up 10%.
In more related news, there's apparently a toast cartoon and song, there's Toast Marketing, and I'm tempted to get this t-shirt.
Posted by: niraj on Feb 7th, 2006 | 11:35am
"TOAST"
all around the country and coast to coast
people always say "what do you like most?"
i dont wanna brag, i dont wanna boast
i always tell'em i like toast
ya toast!
ya toast!
i get up in the morning about 6 am
have a lil jelly, have a lil jam
take a piece of bread put it in the slot
push down the lever and the wires get hot
i get toast
ya toast!
ahhhhahh toast!
now there's no secret to toasting perfection
there's a dial on the side and you make your selection
you push to the dark or the light and then
if it pops up too soon, press down again
make toast
ya toast!
mumbling toast
when the first caveman drove in from the dregs
he didnt know what would go with the bacon and the eggs
must of been a genius got it in his head
plug the toaster in the wall and bought a bag of bread..
and make toast
ya toast!
ugh hmmmmmmm
oh oui oui,monseiur bon jour croquette
uh huh croissant chevy covertte
maurice chevalier eiffel tower
oh oui marie baguettue bon soir
FRENCH TOAST!
FRENCH TOAST!
in (city) or where the heck i am right now
yeah toast
yea hey he hmmm....
TOAST!