Tue, Nov 1st, 2005 | 10:57am |
Dumbass
Yahoo's got
a story about a guy who was burglarizing a pizza parlor at 2 in the morning.
The suspect entered the restaurant about 2 a.m. and rummaged around for a cook's apron, trying on several until he found one that fit, then began preparing a pepperoni pizza with all the fixings, said sheriff's spokesman Jim Amormino.
The employee arrived at about 3 a.m., found the pizza smoldering in the oven and the safe missing with an undisclosed amount of cash.
A surveillance camera captured the entire incident, and the Orange County Sheriff's Department plans on publicizing the videotape to aid their search for the thief.
Posted by: dave on Nov 1st, 2005 | 12:03pm
to correct your headline - the thief did get away with cash but not pizza. the double meaning would best be express by just saying he got away with dough.