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Pizza parlor burglar tries to cook himself a pizza - flees with dough Dumbass
Yahoo's got a story about a guy who was burglarizing a pizza parlor at 2 in the morning.
The suspect entered the restaurant about 2 a.m. and rummaged around for a cook's apron, trying on several until he found one that fit, then began preparing a pepperoni pizza with all the fixings, said sheriff's spokesman Jim Amormino.

The employee arrived at about 3 a.m., found the pizza smoldering in the oven and the safe missing with an undisclosed amount of cash.

A surveillance camera captured the entire incident, and the Orange County Sheriff's Department plans on publicizing the videotape to aid their search for the thief.


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    Posted by: dave on Nov 1st, 2005 | 12:03pm

    i want to be the first to comment! I was worried someone else would sneak in here and comment before I got the chance.

    to correct your headline - the thief did get away with cash but not pizza. the double meaning would best be express by just saying he got away with dough.

    • punny
      Posted by: niraj on Nov 1st, 2005 | 12:42pm

      Ah, you're right. Those damn Reuters people with their clever puns.